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for No Easy Way

by secretlysecretly

person brp
schedule August 8, 2006 at 12:00 AM
“You need not remind me (of) anything, Viscount."

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=At a gentleman's club. Raoul and Erik sit kinda close, kinda far, from each other. Marianne, in a German wench outfit, serves them drinks. They drink the frothy, amber drinks. They r drunk and depressed as bloody hades. Christine slides down a pole. Then she belly dances, dirty dances, etc for money. Raoul gasps, can't believe what hes seeing=

Raoul: Christine..."how you repay me, deny me, and betray me..."

=Many sweaty men beg for her attention by tossing francs at her dainty feet. She smiles and crawls towards them. A NIN song plays on the radio, "Will you bite the hand that feeds you, will you stay down on your knees?"=

Erik: Told you she was trouble. =One minute, Marianne sat upon his lap. The next, she got replaced by BRP=
GET OFF ME!!!

BRP: I bite my thumb at you, sir. =Does so, and walks away=

Raoul: O_o!!!

Erik: o_O!!!

=They chug down their beers, get more. The radio plays Psycho Sticks' song, "Beer!!!" After chugging down one too many beers, Raoul and Erik proceeded to drive a carriage...all by their lonesomes. That night (after BRP spread a vicious rumor that Christine had genital herpes), Christine had made a small profit. Whereas Marianne and BRP had made lots of mula. The end. For now.=

person BRP
schedule August 8, 2006 at 12:00 AM
Once again, luvin this amazing story. Hate the villains as usual. Luv the good peeps. Keep it up.
person brp
schedule August 7, 2006 at 12:00 AM
It won’t be long before we can share all of our waking moments in (each-other’s) presence.

person brp
schedule August 7, 2006 at 12:00 AM
His mouth crushed upon her lips and he kissed her fervently, making the blood pump through her veins like molten lava.

Gee. yet my husband wonders why I crave his kisses.
person brp
schedule August 7, 2006 at 12:00 AM
Raoul: "You have to get it through your thick (scull) that Christine has made her choice and she chose me!”

=BRP jumps out of some bushes, smacks Raoul in his head with a beanie baby, then jumps back into the bushes=

Raoul: Ouch! What in bloody hades?

=Erik chuckles=
person BRP
schedule August 5, 2006 at 12:00 AM
Lately, its been raining in my city. Some parts have gotten flooded, forming lakes. Some of these lakes look pleasant and soothing. Sigh...

My husband's gone on a business trip. Oh, how I miss him. :(

Can I borrow the Phantom for the week? :)

Great new chapter.


person BRP
schedule August 3, 2006 at 12:00 AM
"She made an effort to understand what that strange masked man was trying to say to her, until she saw it; the mannequin which looked exactly like her, dressed in a wedding dress. Now, she was truly scared. She had finally understood what he was asking of her."

In the play, Erik's masturabation doll jumps out through the mirror to grab/hug Christine.

In the movie, his play-toy simply stands quietly.

person BRP
schedule August 3, 2006 at 12:00 AM
"Since our story is not very... Christine-friendly (although we decided to "transform" her character into an evil one, we enjoy very much reading good E/C stories; blame it on our imagination...) we don't think that anyone would like to copy it..."

=LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLfallsoutofchairlaughing=

Great new chapter. Thanx for mentioning me.

Looking forward to reading more.

Bloody Hades...I want to kill Christine.
person BRP
schedule August 2, 2006 at 12:00 AM
That new chapter was...

sigh...

sublime...

=Fans herself and faints=

=Gets back up=

By the way, a writer here on this site plagiarized another's works. The matter has already been dealt with.
Twisted way for a fan to show appreciation for one's work, eh? Your work is excellent. Please do be careful.
person BRP
schedule July 31, 2006 at 12:00 AM
"After all, a woman of her stature would never (lie, not lye) with a man out of wedlock if she didn’t truly love him."

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