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for .Why are there no Unicorns?

by keithcompany

person Anon
schedule June 30, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Awesome.
person krickitat
schedule March 21, 2008 at 12:00 AM
I mean..this story is well written i will give you that
but do you KNOW how much we laugh whenever we read it?

I have to tell you this place has won some special attention and love in the hearts of the lemon FC on narutofan.com
at first we were just making fun of really bad fanfics but when most of us read yours it was just so freakin epic.

I have decided to get someone to do some fanart of this and then we have decided to make this story our...mascot? would that be the right word? anyways, while i cant say that its one of our favorite fics or anything its at least one of our fav bad fics.
I mean how can anyone read this and get mad or upset? i can understand why you were GAFF'ed but it seems like they went a little over board.

anyways thank you
If your gunna do it you might as well get serious about it

krickitat
person lantomphinker
schedule November 29, 2007 at 12:00 AM
http://www.godawful.net/gaff_forums/index.php?showtopic=3136

You got unjustly GAFFed
person Knorg
schedule November 23, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Finished reading. Great stuff, and amazingly fast! The unicorn horn stimulation for Ham was a great idea, and the bittersweet ending was pretty powerful.

person Knorg
schedule November 22, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Read chapters 4-5, continually entertaining.
person Solaris
schedule November 22, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Wow.
Now that was good!
person Solaris
schedule November 22, 2007 at 12:00 AM
That was a good story, Keith!
Very well done.
person Knorg
schedule November 21, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Ham doesn't like girls? A couple of guys could make a ham sandwich with him. [/tumbleweed]
You've done a good job of evoking life aboard an ark, I could see me envisioning those descriptions whenever I think of the ark from now on.

Good slow build up as well, and that has to be the first ever unicorn horn-job I ever saw!
person Solaris
schedule November 21, 2007 at 12:00 AM
OMG! Horn blow job to entice her to suck Ham's horn!
Wonderful!
Please write the next chapter as soon as possible, Keith!
person Solaris
schedule November 20, 2007 at 12:00 AM
That was good!
I never thought I would like Bible porn!
But I do.
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