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OH that was HAWT!!!! How much do I wish I was Alice right now!

I don't really review anything on here anymore, but this story was just too interesting to let go. Nice work! How about a sequel?:) Stay far from Bella and Edward, LOL!

Incredible. I always thought it was interesting that Meyer gave the vamps so many powers but never truly developed what that would mean for situations such as this...this was awesome. And I really could see this happening. Good job!!

OMG hahaha!hahahaahaha! LOL! I'm pretty sure you didn't mean for this to sound like a comedy, but your porn is fantastically funny! The way you wrote how Jasper was "humping" Alice and how she was zonked out had me in stitches. The whole scene, really, cause it just demonstrates what a total spazz Jasper is. Always one step from the edge of just losing it (constipated!Jasper in the movie was perfect).

This was the picture painted in my head that just has me roflmao: Alice reading a Cosmo magazine, while Jasper is frantically humping her from behind. lol! Or, same scenario, only Alice is totally not present in the moment cause she's envisioning other men! hhee! Can't! Stop! Laughing!!! Oh my, you've given this couple such a screwed up relationship!

No, but seriously, good job on this. It made my day :)

um, more please?

Wow, great fic. HOT! Love reading a fic with alice and jasper for a change. Def needs a forest sequel! :-)

Bloody Brilliant!!! Edward's one horny bugger