Mind Your ID

I am truly distressed to announce that I do not own the characters mentioned in this fan fiction. These glorious titles belong to American McGee and Lewis Carroll, who I'm sure is turning (delightfully) in his grave.

Mind Your ID

The Hatter had been romping about his realm with delightful perversity. Dormy was dunked in his water for longer periods of time before being shot with electricity, and the March Hare, in like turn, was being shot with more volts than ever before. Hatter's automotaun machine was killing more insane children and pumping out multitudes of the dangerous drones. The Hatter's dominion was growing in population and power.
In a matter of weeks he had overtaken the Vale of Tears, placing its inhabitants in his wretched machines: the Mock Turtle was now a hollow spy, complete with rusted gears jutting out of his soft back and tender belly. Hatter had boiled the shell into a mushy lump that served as the center edible in the delightful and wickedly delicious Mock Turtle Soup. Hatter took only the most pleasure in having the Mock Turtle present for the dinner, and even though the reptile had been reduced to a hollow-minded savage, Hatter swore he saw a single tear glisten in the turtle's eye as he watched his precious shell devoured as easily as one might slurp up a noodle.

Hatter had pillaged the villages of the realms he destroyed, taking the fairest from each and using her to his will.

Yet none could quench his lust.

Nobody was his Alice.

As he lay in bed one night, he decided that it was time to pay her another visit, but concluded that the cold rooms and sharp beds of Rutledge would just not do. He was going to bring her to his realm, his bed. This way he would have as much time as was needed.
And for this interlude, he decided, it would be best if she were taught ways to pleasure him. He was feeling rather selfish in his lust, but knew he could always make it up to her later, and to indulge himself this once could do no harm.

He had promised her another visit, had claimed her as his own, and it was only bloody right that he live up to his words.

He put on his best hat and cloak and made his way to Alice's realm.


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