Nanako's Misadventures in Wonderland

Nanako woke up in a wonderful field of daisies. The sky was the bluest ever, and the breeze sailed without a care. "...." Nanako could only do what was natural. She laid back into the flower bed thinking of how empty and useless her life has been.

How colorless... how dull... how BORING...

But how satisfying it was to lay there in idle warmth. Life could remain as it was and she would be happy in the meadow of no one.

That was her first mistake.

"Oh my ears! I'm late! The Queen will have my head for this!"

Now Nananko would have ignored this. She would have ignored the handsome bespectacled gent that scurried by wearing a neat dress coat with tails. But the two large rabbit ears protruding out of his blonde hair twitched with interest at Nanako who turned her body away in disinterest.
"Now what?" she groaned noticing that the White Rabbit seemed to stare at her way too intently for comfort.
"Well now, you see me don't you?" the White Rabbit smiled, putting his large clock aside into his breast pocket.
"I've been drinking too much again" Nanako shot back rudely. "Go on rabbit, go to the Queen or whatever"
"...." The Rabbit walked to her slouched figure and took a seat upon her lap.
"EXCUSE ME!!?"


"You're invited little one..."


The moment the Rabbit held her hand a gaping hole appeared beneath them.


The only thing left to do was to fall into the void.


When her senses returned Nanako's frilled blue shirt was in a mess, and her ribboned pants wer ruffled up. "Owww...." she slowly got up from the checkered floor. "Wait.... checkered??" The hallway she was in was vast and only lit up by a couple of sleepy lamps and the floor was indeed checkered with black and red squares. It seemed to go on forever and Nanako finally realized that she FELL into this hallway. And that she was alone again.


"......................."


"It's that RABBIT'S fault" she gritted her teeth, while her chin length brown hair bristled in anger. Her large blue eyes flashed with the thoughts of revenge.

"Now to go after him and beat his lights out!"

"Whose lights out?" wondered a voice aloud. At the end of the long hallway was a pleasant looking youth. He dressed in a neat suit (a little aged looking though) with a red tie. His brown hair was combed neat and flaring, and his green eyes gazed intently at Nanako. "How can I help you?" He looked about 21, Nanako's age.
Glad to see a helping hand at last, she rushed over to him. But Nanako quickly realized that one, his body was the size of a candy bar and two his back seemed to be stuck to a small door that only dolls seemed to use. She crouched low to him.
"Ummm..." Nanako wasn't very confident at this point. "I must be dreaming..." Nanako said hopelessly as the little man tittered.
"Perhaps" he answered. "But you seem like you need help"
"Oh um uh... I dunno if you can..." Nanako said still having a hard time getting used to the pixie like man staring at her. "OK... um I'm looking for a man with long white rabbit ears and-"
"You mean the White Rabbit?" asked the man hopefully.
"Yeah! You've seen him?"
"Oh yes, he came this way" The man's smile got wider.
"Where?!" Nanako looked round behind her. There seemed to be no end to the hallways, and she was about to run to explore them.
"Not there" said the man. "Other way"
"But your way is a dead end" Nanako said as kindly as she possibly could. For the first time, the man seemed offended.
"I'm a Doorknob" Nanako was in a stupid silence again. "Can't you tell?"
"To be honest you look different than the doorknobs I'M used to" Nanako said. "And besides you're too small"
"You're too big is the problem, the White Rabbit did pass through here and its up to you if you believe me or not" the Doorknob said in a huff.
Nanako was silent again until she noticed a glass table that wasn't there before. It was a quaint looking thing that held a single item. A small glass bottle with a tag. Nanako read it.


'Drink me'

"Self explanatory" Nanako said glumly. She looked to the Doorknob who was smiling expectantly. "Just a sip" She did just that....at first. But she found that it actually tasted really good, so she emptied its contents.
Upon doing so, she felt a tingling sensation and before she realized it, she was the same height as the Doorknob-Man. He looked even better up close, and his smooth face brightened at seeing her own features. "Now I can go through!"
"That's right!" cheered the Doorknob.
"And you also have the key of course, so I'll get that now"
".....................what key?" Nanako asked slowly, with widened eyes. The Doorknob frowned and folded his arms.
"Now don't tell me you left it up THERE" his eyes wandered upwards to the glass table that by now was the size of a four story building. Nanako's jaw dropped at the sight of a new item on top which was a beautiful golden key.
"Since when-" she glared at the Doorknob who only rolled his eyes. "AAARRGGHH!!!!!" She ran to the table legs and tried to scrurry up the glass like an insane squirrel. Needless to say, she slid down the column unceremoniously in defeat. The Doorknob's eyes followed her as she repeated herself several times. After the eigth time, she panted with fatigue at the bottom.
"You didn't even get halfway" commented the Doorknob.

"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!" she shrieked back.

"............" the Doorknob was silent for a couple of minutes. "Say, I should have mentioned this before, but.... there is another way through me"
"NOW he tells me..." growled Nanako inwardly. But she never said it aloud. "How??"
"I thought you wouldn't like this way" the Doorknob said slowly. "So I kept it to myself"
"OK then.. what is it?" Nanako asked wearingly, noticing the Doorknob seemed to blush.
"Come here" the Doorknob said quietly. Nanako did, the two were only a breathe away from each other.
"Now wha-MMPPH!!" Before she had time to protest, the Doorknob took her lips into his. "PERV!!" her hand slapped him squarely across the face.
"You wanted to go through right?" the Doorknob asked, with a look of annoyance. Nanako was too furious to say anymore. She sped down the opposite direction knowing well the White Rabbit would not be found there. To her frustration though, no matter how far she ran AWAY, she seemed to run straight to him again. (It seems he fell asleep, his body was limp as he hung on his post)
"Its like twisted de ja vu!!" she said with a growl after seeing him the fourth time. "YOU!! How many of you are in here!?"
The Doorknob woke with a snort but sighed at seeing Nanako again. "You tried going the other way, right?"
"And I keep seeing you at each end!"
"There's only one of me, I assure you that" he answered, seemingly offended again.
"Then why-"
"I'm the only way out, so the hall is doing you a favor by saving you time"
"HUH!?" Nanako sank to the floor in defeat. This world was too confusing, and not open to many options. "That rabbit is so dead" she promised herself.
"Either you can go to the key, or you go through me" the Doorknob yawned.
"Isn't this the part where the box is supposed to appear with the cookies and cakes?!"
"Beg your pardon?"
"Nevermind..." she approached him and wrapped her hesitant arms around his waist. "Tell me WHY I have to do this..."
"I'm a very strong seal on this door, so without the key, the only other way to get through me is to make me momentarily weak" the Doorknob explained with a nod. "Besides if you do well enough, it won't be long"
"...." Nanako winced, but leaned forward, taking his mouth into a simple kiss. It lasted about a minute or so, as their lips pressed together. She pulled away and frowned. "You open yet?"
"Nope" he was frowning too. "Far from it, you have to try much harder than that"
"UGH!" she turned away in disgust, then turned back, giving him an eye of distaste. "Hmph"
"Like I said, if you do well enough, this won't take long at all" explained the Doorknob who was obviously mocking her misfortune at this point.
"Can't I just punch YOUR lights out?" Nanako asked hopefully.
"One, I'm not interested in getting my brains blown out, and two if I die, you'll be stuck here for all eternity" the Doorknob said with his nose in the air.
"Fine!" she spat, grabbing his face and pulling him into a (more painful) kiss.
"Geez!! Be a little gentler why don't you!!" whined the Doorknob.
"...." rolling her eyes, Nanako tried again.
This time, he took the liberty of rubbing his tongue deep inside her cavity. She made a few noises of discomfort before she went along with it.
"There..." the man smiled for the first time gently. "Now we're getting somewhere" Their kiss resumed, Nanako leaving her grumbles and complaints to herself. "Mmm... you taste sweet"
"Hmph" Nanako went red in the cheeks with embarrasment. Just because he was handsome doesn't mean she liked it.

Contrariwise, she still wanted to punch his lights out.

"You suck" she said through gritted teeth. But he just ignored her and began kissing along her neck this time.
"Mmm" she still blushed with deep discomfort and the Doorknob's eyes got more greedy.
"More..." he said with a look of lust in his eyes. She gulped, thought a little bit and then leaned forth, brushing her tongue against his neck.
"Aah" he let out a sigh of satisfaction, but it wasn't of weakness. She still had a ways to go before that. Despite cursing to herself repeatedly, she continued her kissing, though her discomfort was getting more and more evident. "What's the matter?" Nanako didn't say anything. "You don't like this?"
"Does it look like it?" Nanako snapped.
"Well I assume you want to get out of here ASAP" the Doorknob said turning red again.
"Yes?" Nanako asked half hopefully.
"Ok then..." he answered. He kissed her a couple times before saying "On your knees". Nanako did so. When she realized what part of his body she was staring at, her eyes widened in horror.
"NO" Nanako growled as her eyes flashed again. "NO WAY IN HELL, THE SEVEN CIRCLES OF HELL"
"There's Nine" the man replied carelessly, reaching and unraveling his neat dress trousers just enough. Nanako shivered at seeing his size in full view. It was the first time she'd seen anyone's size. The scariest part of it was, it was up.
"NO" she said again.
"I guarantee you, its one of the quickest ways to make me weak" the Doorknob had her right where he wanted. Taking cue from pictures she'd seen and stories she's heard, she held him cautiously and flicked his tongue over his tip.
"Go on then" he grinned with his greedy eyes returning.
She gulped in fear, then without any real options left, she took his length into her mouth.
"Don't act so reserved..." said the Doorknob teasingly, folding his arms. She winced and took more.
"Mmm...mm" she still made noises of discomfort at him (which was understandable as he was of near unreasonable size) Sometimes she'd use her hand to stroke and rub at his flesh, other times she slid her tongue all over him.
"Ohh... yess." the Doorknob hissed in delight, taking hold of her and petting her like a dog. "More.." Nanako (after cursing again) massaged at him with her lips. Already his erection was getting sticky. "Oooh... Nn" his face was red as well, and his hand grabbed at her hair. "Faster... faster" he moaned, moving his hips into her which almost caught her off guard. The only thing on Nanako's mind was to bring him to his climax as soon as possible. The Doorknob himself was pretty impatient, as he thrusted with renewed speed.
"Mmm!!" Nanako's eyes closed shut, almost having a hard time staying on her knees. She held to his pumping waist with one hand, while stroking vigorously with the other.
"Ooh.. Mm... I can't... OOH!!" his moans turned to cries of desperation. Nanako hoped that this nightmare would end already. "Yes! Aah!!"
Before Nanako thought she'd suffocate, his body pounded into her a few more times before trembling in her. He let out a cry of blissful agony as white spurted all over her face. Nanako took care to pull her lips away at the very last second.
With a white face of embarrasment, Nanako looked like she was going to cry. The Doorknob smiled at her, this time with true satisfaction.
"You could have been a litter neater about that" he commented putting his pants back up.
"...." Nanako was too humiliated to say anything. For the first time, the Doorknob seemed apologetic as he leaned over (as far as he could) and lifted her in his arms.
"Well... whether you enjoyed it or not, I'm a man of my word..." he said brushing aside some of her scraggled hair away from her eyes. When he said this, the hallway disappeared. The Doorknob was still attached to his door that floated above the crystal beach below.
"WAIT!!" Nanako never was one for heights, as she clung around the Doorknob like a fearful koala.
"Now now I said I'd open up for you, and I did" the Doorknob laughed, kissing her tenderly. "Time to go!"
Before she had a chance to protest, the Doorknob dropped her into the waves below. She only had the time to scream profanities before she smacked the surface of the waiting water.