Other Kind of War

Thor's head was still spinning when he woke up- being unconscious does that to people- so he had no idea what Loki was talking about.
"What the Hell? Get me off this damn tree!" He roared.
"I honestly don't think you are in a position to make such demands." was Loki's reply.
Thor growled.
"Aww.. You're kindda cute when you growl!"
Thor growled louder. "What do you want?"
"An apology."
"For what?"
"For throwing me out of a chariot, maybe? You honestly don't remember that?"
Thor wasn't the sharpest knife in the rib-cage. He honestly could not recall such happenings, not with all the exiting events that took place recently and cleared his memory from less current events.
So Thor didn't have a very strong memory. He did, however, have a strong sense of pride. No God of Thunder was going to apologize to a red-headed trickster who hung him from a tree!
"You just wait until I get down from here..." He snarled at the peaceful red-head.
"Again with the threats? It won't help you to get down quicker." Loki didn't seem bothered. "And I really have all the time in the world..."
"I'm not apologizing! I don't remember throwing you anywhere, and even if I did, you probably deserved that!"
It was then that a brilliant idea crept into Loki's dirty mind; He stood up, placing himself right in front of Thor's face, and without any warning did the cruelest, most devious and inappropriate thing he could think of- He...

A loud, sharp, metallic sound filled the air as Thor's teeth met with a rusty door knob, that Loki, in a display of overwhelming kindness, tried to push down his throat. Thor quickly realized that if he didn't want his mouth to be left toothless, he had to suck it.
"As you well know, I am a cold hearted bastard" Loki said with the sweetest voice while rotating the doorknob in Thor's mouth, "And sadly for you, you just discovered the second thing that makes my blood boil..."
He pulled Thor closer to his face- Loki's eyes were raging with ancient titan fire, every line in his face spelled "anger" as his voice roared out in pure madness: "I hate to get blamed for things I didn't do!"
It appeared the ancient Nordic god was quite the multi-tasker, as he immediately pulled out his claws to sharpen them upon poor ol' Thor.
He was going to continue for as long as the ropes would hold Thor but then something stopped him. He was starting to get aroused from the smell of blood and that was quite the distraction. His eyes roamed upon Thor's body, admiringly, and the next second Thor was shocked as a wet tongue was following the trails of blood Loki's nails left- licking the blood drops off of him.
"So, can you guess what's the other thing that can make my blood boil?" Loki asked, giggling.

The last moments had been quite confusing for the thunder god. He went quickly from exited (the prospect of battling a giant was always a good way to get the adrenaline going), to surprised and confused (in reaction to Loki being pissed off about something.. again,,) then to enraged and eventually to shocked and scared.
It wasn't the "being hung from a tree" part that filled his heart with fear, nor the angry little trickster (ok, not that little.. only in comparison to Thor..) and his sharp little nails, but when that sun-of-a-giant started licking him Thor's was petrified.
At first he could not move but then hysteria crept slowly up his spine and he had to get off of the tree.
"Untie me and I'll find out" he hissed from between his teeth, trying to hide the rage building up in his guts.
He was going to teach that little bastard a lesson.
"Again with the threats.." Loki smirked.
"Um.. No! nej.. No treats.. I actually.." Thor wasn't much of the cunning type, that was one thing he did not inherit from his father, but at that moment he had to try his best. "I..." was he really going to say that? Could he?
But then he didn't have to- as the ropes apparently weren't quite that strong, and a moment later Thor fell to the ground.
He didn't have a moment to spare. As soon as he was free, he jumped on Loki like a rabid dog (rabid hell-hound, is more like it) fell on top of him, pinning him down to the ground.
"I am going to rip you to bits!" He snarled, but Loki didn't take it the way you'd think-
"Ggrrrr..." He purred like a cat in heat, "I didn't know you could be so passionate..."
"I didn't mean THAT, you i-"
He was going to say idiot, but then something stopped him- his lips and tongue were engulfed and caught in a passionate kiss