Why I Like You

Jean-Claude: I like Nathaniel's dedication to his fans and work.

Anita: I like the way he keeps my house and cooks.

Richard: I like the way he bounces off walls. *Anita scowls at him* Well, I do.

Micah: I like the way he always thinks of others first.

Richard: I like the way he's always on his knees begging! *Richard and Anita exchange LOOKS*

Anita: I like the way he forgives assholes.

Asher: I like the way he tastes like a vanilla cookie.

Richard: Because he is a cookie!

Anita: Richard!

Jean-Claude: I like the fact he is rarely the one to give me a headache.

Cherry: I like Nathaniel because he is sweet.

Anita *scowling at Richard*: I like the fact Nathaniel is a great lover.

Micah *pouting* Better than me?

Anita: No, sweetie, not better than you.

Jean-Claude: Better than moi?

Anita: Non, non, mia amore

Richard: I don't give a cat's ass. *crosses his arms defiantly*

Anita: Well, he's better than you.

Richard *snidely*: How can you tell? Nate is always the sloppy second according to Micah.

Jason: I like the fact that Nathaniel does not mind being the sloppy second.

Anita *pointing a finger at Jason* Don't you start!

Requiem: I don't dislike him. *shrugs*

Graham: Sometimes I like him but not much.

Byron: I like Nathaniel all covered in oil, glistening in the light, his perky nipples standing out there just begging to be touched. *Sighs heavily as all the straight men move away from him*

Damian: I like Nathaniel because I have to *scowls*

Elinore: Do I know this Nathaniel?

Requiem: He's the stripper Anita bit in public.

Elinore: Yes, I remember that. It was the night Damian almost died.

Anita: Do you mind?

Richard: I like Nate in running shorts. Easier to give a wedgy to him.

Anita: That's it Zeeman!

*camera fades as shouts begin*