The Wandering Inn Horny Erin Oneshots

Relc roared as he came. Erin was on all fours in front of him. They both were on the floor. They had barely made it three steps from the door until Erin had pulled Relc in. The rest happened quickly and as if in a haze. Relc had jackhammered away at her in abandon and Erin had egged the muscular and rugged Drake on all the way, screaming at him to go harder, faster, to FUCK HER already!

Erin was a bit peeved. She hadn’t seen Relc in three days and hadn’t fucked someone in two. Pisces hadn’t shown himself since their first little adventure. Erin assumed he would show up again once he ran out of food. The mage had said, he was working on a “quite important” project and would be dedicating most of his attention to that. Erin didn’t like that but understood. Not everyone had her sex drive.  That left the insatiable innkeeper dangerously underfucked and desperately waiting for someone to give her a good dickin’. Every day she had waited for her guardsmen, who had promised to return, to arrive and everyday she had been disappointed, only having to scare away goblins on two occasions. The two forays into carnality she had had only made it worse even, giving her fuel for the dirtiest of daydreams in her free hours.

Relc for his part didn’t notice anything amiss. He was laying on his back, spread eagle, and enjoyed the afterglow. Until he opened his eyes and saw Erin’s face right in front of his.

“HAH! Don’t scare me like that!” Relc yelled.

Erin laughed. “Didn’t think it would be this easy. Aren’t you a cop or something?”

“A what?”

“Uhh. A guardsman.”

“Yes, but that doesn’t mean I’m immune to surprise.”

“Well, fair.” Erin relented. “So how have you been? I thought you would show up again sooner?”

“I wanted too!” Relc shouted without hesitation. Meaning every word. “But my partner, Klbkch, the ant guy, took a vacation and we are only allowed to go outside the walls in teams of two. I found no one else to come this far out into the flood plains with me just to check on some random, dirty hu… eh… to check on a hot damsel in dist… to aid a woman in need of a helping… hand?" Erin was certain, those were not the words, the other guardsmen had chosen, but she appreciated Relcs attempt at sugar-coating it for her. She laid herself down beside him.

“Oh. And why are you here now? Couldn’t wait anymore and snuck out in the dead of night?” She asked half joking, noticing right away by Relc’s reaction that she had hit the nail on the head.

“Well… yeah… not only for the sex but also because I was getting worried. You DO know that there are goblins here, right? And worse?”

“You don’t need to tell me that… Klbkch didn’t want to come too?” Erin asked innocently. She had hoped for Relc’s partner to show up again. He didn’t seem to enjoy the sex as much, but he was quite interesting as a person. Erin liked him.

“I don’t know where he is. After he took his vacation, he disappeared into the hive, and nobody is allowed in there. I’m kinda pissed at him myself. Could have at least said something…” Relc’s face turned into an annoyed grimace.

“Well… we’ll ask him when he gets back. I’m sure he has his reasons.” Erin said thoughtfully before turning her attention to other matters. She grabbed Relc’s flaccid dick and started lazily jerking it. “Ready for round two? A bit slower this time? I can sell you some pasta after.”

“That sounds awesome.” And so, Erin and Relc got back to enjoying their time together.