Edward's Egg
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Adult ++
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The disturbance
Chapter 6
Disclaimer... I do not own Friends, Fraiser, One-Tree-Hill, Hannah Montana, or Sabrina the teen aged witch, nor am I making any money writing this story.
High in the heavens on a rounded spacious look-out dwelled the Gaurdien of Earth, Kami. He sat on this thrown, clutching his wooden staff his heart anxious with the arrival of the super-warriors, the Saiyans being only months away, he pitied the earthlings how so few of them were even aware of this coming threat, however he knew it was nessecary to prevent an even greater risk of their dark governments from over-reacting.
I pray Goku's training is complete soon...we barely survived when that lone saiyan reeked havock... with out him Earth is doomed...
He said with his eyes closed in deep meditation, his green face peaceful. His most trusted advisor Mr. Popo sat at his side, short, round, pointed ears and very black, doing the same.
Suddenly a twinge struck his mind, "Ho...what's this?" He stood up, almost frightened.
Mr. Popo broke his trance, "Kami? What's wrong?" his voice was concerned.
Kami's grip on his staff tightened as he furrowed his green brow, he hissed through his teeth, "There's a disturbance..."
Mr. Popo turned to him, his eyes wide with sympathy, "A disturbance? Is it the saiyans?"
"No...it's one of the dragon balls...its being assaulted!"
* * *
Far out in plains great and unknown a warrior sat on a high platue, cross legged his white cape billowing in the wind, gently ruffling the band of his turban.
Suddenly... Oh Kami! What is that? Whatever it is I don't like it...ughh it feels so depressing and pathetic...argg old man what is this!?
Kami answered through telepathy It's a distrubance with one of the dragon balls.
"What?" He growled his eyes popping opening so bright agaisnt his dark green skin.
Yes...it's the one starred dragon ball, Bulma and the others are looking for the dragon balls at this time...they only have two more to go. Piccolo find the one starred Dragon ball and see what's wrong, you're the strongest power level on Earth and it doesn't feel like a Saiyan...you should be fine.
Alright I'll see what this thing is
Piccolo furrowed his brow and snarled, "Great, just perfect some one is tampering with the dragon balls...just what we need."
He glanced down on the plains where his young pupil slept curled into a ball his tail wrapped around him, the kid will be alright...I've got to find out what this thing is...
With a gust of wind he took off into the night sky, soaring over numerous platues, his cape rippling wildly in the wind, his face set in determination, I'll find this disturbance and when I get my hands on what ever it is...he smirked...I'll make sure they'll be fully aware that I am the highest power level on this planet...he searched for the dragon balls Chi and found it located in the US.
Land of the free huh? Makes sense those arrogant bastards don't know what they're dealing with.
He blasted away hovering several meters above the ocean causing high waves of wake to roar out of the ocean as he passed over-head.
* * *
With a sharp breath Bella drew her head up, breaking her post-orgasmic trance, her dark eyes danced across the chat window.
Steponmyballsplz: *white cascades of divine male essence descend down Alan's cock as he moans into Queen Emily's rump*
peanutbutteronvag: Excellent slave! U finally came on Q!!! wit ere1 else!! Im proud of u, ima let u breath noww :D :D *lifts ass off of Alan*
peanutbutteronvag: Bella r u there? ur quiet
She quickly typed, flustered from the climax, confused at why "Edward" was glowing.
XxIdreamofvampcockxX: ya im fine i just came really hard, ur the best Emily :)
Steponmyballsplz: *Kisses Queen Emily's feet* Indeed you are your grace...
peanutbutteronvag: :-D :-D :-D I knowwww rite?? hard 2 believe im only 13 hehehe
Steponmyballsplz: Would it be easy to believe I'm 37 with a doctorate? haha ;)
XxIdreamofvampcockxX: that was awesome, you guys wouldn't believe what I did behind the screen :p
peanutbutteronvag: awww bella y didnt u tell us??? I wanna see!!!! next time lets video chat k?
XxIdreamofvampcockxX... naw not with my dad in the next room...
peanutbutteronvag: yyy?? that'll make it more interesting ;)
Bella shuddered...no it wouldn't
Steponmyballsplz: I understand your concern Bella
XxIdreamofvampcockxX: thnx alan, well u guys r the greatest! I'm gonna go to bed now too bad masterbator9 had to bug out
peanutbutteronvag: ya screw him
Steponmyballsplz: anyone who displeases her majesty is an enemy
peanutbutteronvag: ok our role playing is over alan!
Steponmyballsplz: sry :-/
XxIdreamofvampcockxX: nite :)
Bella signed off the chat and closed her lap top, she scooped up Edward and laid on her bed, ontop of her covers resting the glowing ball on her stomach.
"Edward."
The ball made no response it continued to steadily glow.
"Are you hatching?"
Silence
Hmm....oh well round two!
She laid there spread eagle rolling the ball in lazy figure eights, between her breasts, tangenting out to her loins and back, God this never gets old!
* * *
Piccolo's fists clenched as he soared to the land of the free, It's like the dragon ball is crying out for help! Kami what is this!!
He charged his chi and jetted faster through the air above the water sending towers of wake into the sky, get ready disturber to meet your maker!
He could see the land on the horizon, he curved north feeling the dragon ball's frantic chi, hang on...I'm almost there!
At last he soared over the land, parting the trees with force, he ascended further to avoid houses and mountains, Forks Washington...what a perfect place for a dragon ball to hide he noted, noticing the low population.
He paused, poising in the air, his head turning every which way searching for the chi, come on! Where are you little friend?
He felt a twinge of power from a bungalo with a rusty orange truck and a police cruiser in front.
"Bingo." Damn...a red neck policeman...this could get interesting...
He descended to the back of the house so as not to attract attention, he scanned the windows and closed his eyes. In the left window he heard peaceful snores, No, but in the right window slightly covered by a tree he heard something...awful, There you are He flew forward looming near the window, swallowed courageously and took a peek inside.
* * *
She shuddered moaning again noticing the her sphere glowing a bit brighter, maybe I should be nervous that this ball is randomly glowing...but my libidinous ways over-ride my reason mmm
She put the ball between her thighs again and started slowly rubbing the cool orb against her slit again, "Ohh Edward you never stop..."
Bella cast her head to the side to her window as she wiggled in pleasure, she opened her eyes and noticed the a strange shadow ghosting outside of it.
She stopped her ministrations and sat up, running to the window.
"Edward!"
* * *
The sight Piccolo saw could never be prepared for, his eyes went blood shot and his throat dry, "No...NO! I cannot unsee" he wheezed, his fists balled, his nails nearly cutting into his palms.
A lust filled human, a scrawny one at that humping the sacred dragon ball. Utterly disgusting! Disrespect of the highest kind! No wonder Kami felt a disturbance.
The human seemed to notice him and strode up to the window completely naked and unashamed as if she wanted him to come inside.
He blasted backward nearly running into a tree, I've got to get out of here, before I destroy something!
With a violent surge of Chi he took off for the sea, uprooting a few trees and toppling some cars in the process as he barreled away from Forks Washington, the wake behind him a wall peeling high into the sky.
Oh My...said Kami to Piccolo
Piccolo grunted his eyes streaming with tears as he pressed forward, Yes Kami...this is serious, tell Master Rochi to send Bulma to Forks right away, we need to get that dragon ball somewhere safe, I think I scared that vile human enough to where she won't keep defiling the dragon ball anymore!
You did very good Piccolo, now all we can do is wait...and hope she doesn't continue with her...
Yes...he sighed grittingly pressing forward, back into the safe haven of endless platues where his pupil still slept by the fire blissfully unaware of the disturbance.
* * *
She stood by the window pale in the moonlight, her dark eyes damp with tears "Edward," she whispered. He was just here! I saw him!
She looked over to the globe on her bed and saw that the light had stopped glowing. She dashed to her bed rocking her hand on the ball, as if trying to soothe it, "Edward, what's wrong?"
The ball made no response.
She smiled and crawled across the bed cradling the ball towards her, she grimaced a bit noticing a sticky film from the erotic onslaught only moments before. She hugged it affectionately, despite it being unsanitary, "Don't worry Edward, I'll make sure to get you all nice and clean before we see Jacob tomorrow."
She slipped underneath the covers cuddling the ball close, she sighed nuzzling her orb one final time and let sleep take her.
* * *
Under the stars the pupil of Piccolo slept, his furry monkey tail curled around him protectively, suddenly he felt a sharp gust of wind, he shot up grabbing his sword, a mechanical movement he had taught himself since his training with Piccolo. He then eased seeing his master seated instead of being poised with a green fist hurled at him.
Piccolo sat, his green brows knit, he looked pale and unkept, and then the final detail that he noticed was the purple blood streaming from his closed eyes, something unspeakable had happened.
"Mr. Piccolo!"
"Gohan, go back to sleep."
He rushed to his side, his black eyes wide with concern, "Tell me what's wrong, please!"
"G-gohan," his lips were trembling revealing his threatening fangs, "it's just," he shuddered, "too horrible."
"Mr. Piccolo your eyes are bleeding!"
Piccolo whiped his face, opening his eyes to gape at his hand that indeed was smudged with his own blood.
He stood up in a flash and unleashed a helacious cry, the image of the sallow-faced scrawny human shaming the scared dragon ball burned his mind into an erupting fury.
He bent to the sky his power level soaring, "Must...destroy...nearest...spherical...object!"
Gohan scrambled behind a rock terrified peaking out from behind, "M-mr. Piccolo?"
"SPECIAL BEAM CANON!!!"
He pointed two fingers towards the moon, a bright chain of light shot from his hand, however in his dissoriently irate state, he missed and downed a satellite.
* * *
Somewhere in America a man was just getting off his shift, settling on his moth-eaten chair, preparing for a night of bad sit-coms. He flips on the T.V. and discovers only static.
"No! Friends! Fraiser! One-Tree-Hill! Hannah Montana! Sabrina the teen age witch! They have been taken from me," He glanced to a stack of sticky notes, "My life has no meaning any more!"
He tore off a sticky note, grabbing the nearest pencil and scribbled down F-M-L and stuck it to his forehead before taking a letter opener out of the drawer and drove it into his abdomen.
Disclaimer... I do not own Friends, Fraiser, One-Tree-Hill, Hannah Montana, or Sabrina the teen aged witch, nor am I making any money writing this story.
High in the heavens on a rounded spacious look-out dwelled the Gaurdien of Earth, Kami. He sat on this thrown, clutching his wooden staff his heart anxious with the arrival of the super-warriors, the Saiyans being only months away, he pitied the earthlings how so few of them were even aware of this coming threat, however he knew it was nessecary to prevent an even greater risk of their dark governments from over-reacting.
I pray Goku's training is complete soon...we barely survived when that lone saiyan reeked havock... with out him Earth is doomed...
He said with his eyes closed in deep meditation, his green face peaceful. His most trusted advisor Mr. Popo sat at his side, short, round, pointed ears and very black, doing the same.
Suddenly a twinge struck his mind, "Ho...what's this?" He stood up, almost frightened.
Mr. Popo broke his trance, "Kami? What's wrong?" his voice was concerned.
Kami's grip on his staff tightened as he furrowed his green brow, he hissed through his teeth, "There's a disturbance..."
Mr. Popo turned to him, his eyes wide with sympathy, "A disturbance? Is it the saiyans?"
"No...it's one of the dragon balls...its being assaulted!"
* * *
Far out in plains great and unknown a warrior sat on a high platue, cross legged his white cape billowing in the wind, gently ruffling the band of his turban.
Suddenly... Oh Kami! What is that? Whatever it is I don't like it...ughh it feels so depressing and pathetic...argg old man what is this!?
Kami answered through telepathy It's a distrubance with one of the dragon balls.
"What?" He growled his eyes popping opening so bright agaisnt his dark green skin.
Yes...it's the one starred dragon ball, Bulma and the others are looking for the dragon balls at this time...they only have two more to go. Piccolo find the one starred Dragon ball and see what's wrong, you're the strongest power level on Earth and it doesn't feel like a Saiyan...you should be fine.
Alright I'll see what this thing is
Piccolo furrowed his brow and snarled, "Great, just perfect some one is tampering with the dragon balls...just what we need."
He glanced down on the plains where his young pupil slept curled into a ball his tail wrapped around him, the kid will be alright...I've got to find out what this thing is...
With a gust of wind he took off into the night sky, soaring over numerous platues, his cape rippling wildly in the wind, his face set in determination, I'll find this disturbance and when I get my hands on what ever it is...he smirked...I'll make sure they'll be fully aware that I am the highest power level on this planet...he searched for the dragon balls Chi and found it located in the US.
Land of the free huh? Makes sense those arrogant bastards don't know what they're dealing with.
He blasted away hovering several meters above the ocean causing high waves of wake to roar out of the ocean as he passed over-head.
* * *
With a sharp breath Bella drew her head up, breaking her post-orgasmic trance, her dark eyes danced across the chat window.
Steponmyballsplz: *white cascades of divine male essence descend down Alan's cock as he moans into Queen Emily's rump*
peanutbutteronvag: Excellent slave! U finally came on Q!!! wit ere1 else!! Im proud of u, ima let u breath noww :D :D *lifts ass off of Alan*
peanutbutteronvag: Bella r u there? ur quiet
She quickly typed, flustered from the climax, confused at why "Edward" was glowing.
XxIdreamofvampcockxX: ya im fine i just came really hard, ur the best Emily :)
Steponmyballsplz: *Kisses Queen Emily's feet* Indeed you are your grace...
peanutbutteronvag: :-D :-D :-D I knowwww rite?? hard 2 believe im only 13 hehehe
Steponmyballsplz: Would it be easy to believe I'm 37 with a doctorate? haha ;)
XxIdreamofvampcockxX: that was awesome, you guys wouldn't believe what I did behind the screen :p
peanutbutteronvag: awww bella y didnt u tell us??? I wanna see!!!! next time lets video chat k?
XxIdreamofvampcockxX... naw not with my dad in the next room...
peanutbutteronvag: yyy?? that'll make it more interesting ;)
Bella shuddered...no it wouldn't
Steponmyballsplz: I understand your concern Bella
XxIdreamofvampcockxX: thnx alan, well u guys r the greatest! I'm gonna go to bed now too bad masterbator9 had to bug out
peanutbutteronvag: ya screw him
Steponmyballsplz: anyone who displeases her majesty is an enemy
peanutbutteronvag: ok our role playing is over alan!
Steponmyballsplz: sry :-/
XxIdreamofvampcockxX: nite :)
Bella signed off the chat and closed her lap top, she scooped up Edward and laid on her bed, ontop of her covers resting the glowing ball on her stomach.
"Edward."
The ball made no response it continued to steadily glow.
"Are you hatching?"
Silence
Hmm....oh well round two!
She laid there spread eagle rolling the ball in lazy figure eights, between her breasts, tangenting out to her loins and back, God this never gets old!
* * *
Piccolo's fists clenched as he soared to the land of the free, It's like the dragon ball is crying out for help! Kami what is this!!
He charged his chi and jetted faster through the air above the water sending towers of wake into the sky, get ready disturber to meet your maker!
He could see the land on the horizon, he curved north feeling the dragon ball's frantic chi, hang on...I'm almost there!
At last he soared over the land, parting the trees with force, he ascended further to avoid houses and mountains, Forks Washington...what a perfect place for a dragon ball to hide he noted, noticing the low population.
He paused, poising in the air, his head turning every which way searching for the chi, come on! Where are you little friend?
He felt a twinge of power from a bungalo with a rusty orange truck and a police cruiser in front.
"Bingo." Damn...a red neck policeman...this could get interesting...
He descended to the back of the house so as not to attract attention, he scanned the windows and closed his eyes. In the left window he heard peaceful snores, No, but in the right window slightly covered by a tree he heard something...awful, There you are He flew forward looming near the window, swallowed courageously and took a peek inside.
* * *
She shuddered moaning again noticing the her sphere glowing a bit brighter, maybe I should be nervous that this ball is randomly glowing...but my libidinous ways over-ride my reason mmm
She put the ball between her thighs again and started slowly rubbing the cool orb against her slit again, "Ohh Edward you never stop..."
Bella cast her head to the side to her window as she wiggled in pleasure, she opened her eyes and noticed the a strange shadow ghosting outside of it.
She stopped her ministrations and sat up, running to the window.
"Edward!"
* * *
The sight Piccolo saw could never be prepared for, his eyes went blood shot and his throat dry, "No...NO! I cannot unsee" he wheezed, his fists balled, his nails nearly cutting into his palms.
A lust filled human, a scrawny one at that humping the sacred dragon ball. Utterly disgusting! Disrespect of the highest kind! No wonder Kami felt a disturbance.
The human seemed to notice him and strode up to the window completely naked and unashamed as if she wanted him to come inside.
He blasted backward nearly running into a tree, I've got to get out of here, before I destroy something!
With a violent surge of Chi he took off for the sea, uprooting a few trees and toppling some cars in the process as he barreled away from Forks Washington, the wake behind him a wall peeling high into the sky.
Oh My...said Kami to Piccolo
Piccolo grunted his eyes streaming with tears as he pressed forward, Yes Kami...this is serious, tell Master Rochi to send Bulma to Forks right away, we need to get that dragon ball somewhere safe, I think I scared that vile human enough to where she won't keep defiling the dragon ball anymore!
You did very good Piccolo, now all we can do is wait...and hope she doesn't continue with her...
Yes...he sighed grittingly pressing forward, back into the safe haven of endless platues where his pupil still slept by the fire blissfully unaware of the disturbance.
* * *
She stood by the window pale in the moonlight, her dark eyes damp with tears "Edward," she whispered. He was just here! I saw him!
She looked over to the globe on her bed and saw that the light had stopped glowing. She dashed to her bed rocking her hand on the ball, as if trying to soothe it, "Edward, what's wrong?"
The ball made no response.
She smiled and crawled across the bed cradling the ball towards her, she grimaced a bit noticing a sticky film from the erotic onslaught only moments before. She hugged it affectionately, despite it being unsanitary, "Don't worry Edward, I'll make sure to get you all nice and clean before we see Jacob tomorrow."
She slipped underneath the covers cuddling the ball close, she sighed nuzzling her orb one final time and let sleep take her.
* * *
Under the stars the pupil of Piccolo slept, his furry monkey tail curled around him protectively, suddenly he felt a sharp gust of wind, he shot up grabbing his sword, a mechanical movement he had taught himself since his training with Piccolo. He then eased seeing his master seated instead of being poised with a green fist hurled at him.
Piccolo sat, his green brows knit, he looked pale and unkept, and then the final detail that he noticed was the purple blood streaming from his closed eyes, something unspeakable had happened.
"Mr. Piccolo!"
"Gohan, go back to sleep."
He rushed to his side, his black eyes wide with concern, "Tell me what's wrong, please!"
"G-gohan," his lips were trembling revealing his threatening fangs, "it's just," he shuddered, "too horrible."
"Mr. Piccolo your eyes are bleeding!"
Piccolo whiped his face, opening his eyes to gape at his hand that indeed was smudged with his own blood.
He stood up in a flash and unleashed a helacious cry, the image of the sallow-faced scrawny human shaming the scared dragon ball burned his mind into an erupting fury.
He bent to the sky his power level soaring, "Must...destroy...nearest...spherical...object!"
Gohan scrambled behind a rock terrified peaking out from behind, "M-mr. Piccolo?"
"SPECIAL BEAM CANON!!!"
He pointed two fingers towards the moon, a bright chain of light shot from his hand, however in his dissoriently irate state, he missed and downed a satellite.
* * *
Somewhere in America a man was just getting off his shift, settling on his moth-eaten chair, preparing for a night of bad sit-coms. He flips on the T.V. and discovers only static.
"No! Friends! Fraiser! One-Tree-Hill! Hannah Montana! Sabrina the teen age witch! They have been taken from me," He glanced to a stack of sticky notes, "My life has no meaning any more!"
He tore off a sticky note, grabbing the nearest pencil and scribbled down F-M-L and stuck it to his forehead before taking a letter opener out of the drawer and drove it into his abdomen.