What was MYTH Inc.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own The MYTH Adventures of Skeeve and Aahz, it belongs to Robert Asprin and Ace/Berkley. Don't sue me, please.




Skeeve's date with Cassandra

Skeeve sat in the amasingly bright night club on Limbo. He'd just signed a female vampire's breasts. He was uncomfortable with this, but he also really liked this much attention. He downed the bloody mary that was set infront of him, this made thirty eight. After another five minutes he was getting thirsty again but couldn't hail down a ghost waiter. Instead he noticed that Cassandra hadn't finished hers. He reached out and grabbed it. "Um, Skeeve? That's not a normal..." The afore mentioned Cassandra got that much out before he'd downed it. Skeeve looked at the glass with quizzical eyes. It was a bit thicker then the earlier ones, but had a nice tang to it. He shrugged and set down the glass. "Skeevey, that was a bloody mary meant for vampires."
Skeeve cocked an eyebrow. "How... So?" He struggled to speak coherintly.
"Becuse it wasn't made with tomato juice... It was made with blood." Cassandra said, conserned for Skeeve now, especially since he turned purple.
"I think I'm gonna be sick... Can we go now?" Skeeve looked really bad now. He looked like he was about to vomit up everythinbg he'd sent down his throat in the last week.
"I think that's a good idea." Cassandra nodded, standing up and helping Skeeve to his feet. They made their way through the crowd and out the door. After making thier way out of Blut, which was hard to do, due to the crowd that had formed around them, there was a soft 'BAMF' and they were in Skeeve's room back on Klah.




Casandra sat Skeeve down on his bed. "Uh, I feel terrible." Skeeve managed out as he leaned over so could study the floor rather well.

Cassandra handed him a glass of ale that she'd poured from the pitcher on the table. "Here, drink this."

Skeeve took it and downed it. His color went back to normal. "Ah, much better." He looked up at the gourgeus vampire standing before him. "So, I guess the date is over?"

Cassandra sat down next to him on his bed, so close that their legs were touching. "I don't see a reason why it should end just becuse we're back on Klah." She leaned over and kissed him.

Skeeve was taken by suprise and he jolted his head back, breaking the kiss. "What are you doing?"

Cassandra looked hurt. "What, do you not find me attractive?"

Skeeve shook his head. "No, that's not it, I find you amasingly attractive."

"Then what is it?" She asked, still looking very hurt.

Skeeve thought for a second. "Well, I don't know really."

"Why not then?" She asked, looking less hurt now.

He thought again, this time for longer. "Well... I don't know."

"Well then." She leaned in and kissed him again. This time Skeeve doesn't recoil, infact he goes with it making it a very pasionate kiss. Cassandra pushes him over. As Skeeve falls over he raps his arms around her waist, pulling her with. She's now laying on top as thier tounges begin to explore eachother's mouths. His hands leave her waist and begin to climb up the sides of her really short dress. This causes her dress to ride up slightly, which neither of them notice, but does show her bare ass. His hands reach her rather sizable breasts and begin to massage them. She begins to moan into his mouth, giving him enough encouragement to double his efforts.

Cassandra notices somthing is probing her thigh. She rather quickly figures out what it is and breaks the kiss.

Skeeve looks at her with complete confusion. He then feels he pants being being pulled down. He hears a gasp from the vampire. "Wow, you're huge."

He looked down, which proved to be a useless feat, as Cassandra's hand then raps around his twelve inch penis. He takes in a deep breath due to the amasingly smooth skin that is slowly pumping up and down his penis. He didn't think it could get any better until he feels something wet encase his head. This causes him to gasp. He looks down to see his pelvis dissapear into Cassandra's mouth. He's moaning now as he feels the head of his penis touch the back of her throat. "Ah, wow. Cassandra, you're great."

She likes knowing that what she's doing is driving him crazy. She then brings her head up to the point that just the tip of his head is still in her mouth. There's a whimper from Skeeve, and Cassandra grins and takes him all the way to the back of her throat again. She then begins to hum the Honywagen fanfare while bobbing up and down on his cock. He's moaning like crazy now, his hands on the back of her head, trying to get as much into her mouth as once. He manages to keep his eyes open in order to watch as the beutiful vampire bobbs up and down on his penis. She then beings to lightly scrape her bottom row of teeth along the underside of his pelvis, all the while still humming and deep throating him.

He's on the verge of release, which he's learned of from all the masturbating he's done, when she stops. He looks at her with sad eyes. She grins at him. She stands up and reaches around to her back. There's the 'CHINK' of a glasp being released. Within a moment her dress falls to the ground. Skeeve, still laying down with a flag pole infront of him, start's by looking at her great face and scans down her great body. His eyes come to her double D sized breasts and rather sizable tits, which he ogles for a minute. He then continues the eye adventure down to her stomach, whihc is very toned. He continues past her belly button and on to her pussy. His eyes plant themselves on her pussy. It's hairless and a deep shade of red. It's also dripping with exitement. He suddenly looses site of her pussy, but it's replaced with her breasts. He then realizes that she's kneeling by the bed, right between his legs. She then sees her breats get closer to his penis until his manhood is between her great breasts. Her mouth then takes his head again. He gasps again, as she's humming again. Her hands are on either side of her breasts, squeezing, as her head bobs up and down on the three inches that aren't between her breasts. She continues at this as Skeeve's hands go to the back of her head again, he continues to moan like crazy. His suddenly gasps loudly as every muscle in his body tenses. She jerks her head up as Skeeve's seamen sprays out all over her face and breasts. pulls her breasts off of Skeeve's penis, stands up, places her hands on the bottom of her breasts, pushes them up and begins to lick her breasts.

Skeeve stands up and peels his shirt off. He then takes the one step so that he's right infront of Cassandra. He leans down and begins to lick his cum off her right breast. She stops licking her left breast and begins to moan. She puts both hands on the back of Skeeve's head to keep him there. He cleans off that breast and goes over to the other, licking with all his might. After that one's clean, his moves down to her left nipple. She moans louder. He takes to nipple in his teeth, sucking on it, chewing slightly. He releases that one and goes to the right nipple. He takes the nipple into his mouth and flicks his tounge over what of it is past his teeth. His hands find thier way to her waist, then slowly down past that to her pussy. Cassandra throws her head back and starts panting. Skeeve inserts his right middle finger into her cunt. He leaves her beasts, which brings a whimper from Cassandra. "Why'd you stop?"

Skeeve awnsered by slinking down her body, showering kisses all down her stomach. He then reaches her pussy and rubs his nose over it. She's moaning with all her might now. His tounge then darts into her pussy and she practicaly screams.

Skeeve's lucky that he had his room sound proofed. Well, it was Aahz's idea so that they could pracitce the magic without anyone hearing anything suspicius., but he's still lucky.

Cassandra stumbles backward, catching herself on the table, knocking the jug of ale over. Skeeve never left her pussy, walking on his knees as she went back. He kept probing her pussy with his tounge. Her hands are on the back of his head, kneading it. The moans make Skeeve happy and he trys to increase his effort. Both his hands crawl up her stomach and find her wonderful breasts. He begins to knead them with all his might. Her maons have been getting louder and louder. Her body then tenses. "I'm cumming!" Cassandra screams out. Skeeve swallows every bit of cum that shoots out of her.

Cassandra puts her hands underneath Skeeve's arms and pulls him up. Their lips meet in another kiss. Their tounges begin to tango. Skeeve then feels Cassandra's hand on his member again. This time he just keeps kissing her lucius lips. He then feels his penis press against something warm. Cassandra breaks the kiss, but looks Skeeve right in the eye. "Fuck me." She almost seems to be begging.

Skeeve's eyes glance down, and he sees that she's holding his penis against her vagina. It takes his drunk mind a second to register this, then he looks back into her eyes. He leans in and begins to nibble on her ear. "Didn't think you were gonna get away without that, did you?" He whispers into her ear.

He then suddenly thrusts his waist forward, burying his penis up to the hilt in her vagina. Cassandra lets out an almost sonic scream of pleasure. She raped her legs around his waist and locked her ankles. Skeeve puts his hands on her waist and pulls almost completely out, then pistons back in. Cassandra begins to moan rather loudly, right along with Skeeve. He then picks her up, still buried to the hilt. She begins to slowly piston herself up and down on Skeeve. Their both moaning loudly. Skeeve has problems staying up, but manages to consentrate enough to not fall over. He slowly wals over to a wall and presses Cassandra against it. His hands leave her hips and go to her breasts. She notices that Skeeve's positioned himself so that their pelivs' are even. He then pulls out fully. "Skeevey? What are you-"

She stops as he thrust all the way back in, causing her to let out a sceam. He pulls out and thrusts back in, getting another scream. He slowly picks up the pace. They both begin to pant. The pants become faster and shallower as time goes on. She begins to claw his back as it goes on, but Skeeve doesn't notice. He leans in and begins to nibble on Cassandra's neck. Cassandra tightens her leg lock, pulling Skeeve in all the way, digs her nails inot his back hard enough to draw blood and screams. "I'm cumming!"

He pussy squeezes around his penis as she jisms. The sensation of this brings Skeeve over the edge, blowing his seamen into her womb. Each spurt of his brings her another orgasm. He then collapses backward, bringing her with him. She kisses him deeply and passonality, which he responds to by kissing back with as much strength as he can muster. They stay there for a few minutes. She then slowly lifts her hips, bringing his, now, limb member out of her. She then rolls over. She leans over and kisses him on the cheek. "That was great."

He couldn't find the strength to respond, instead he nodded. Cassandra stood up on wobbly legs, using the wall for support. After a few moments, she's regained her super-human strength. She bends over and helps Skeeve to his feet. She notices that she drew blood from his back. She grins and leans in to lick it off. This brings a moan from Skeeve. After she's cleaned his back she helps him over to his bed. She helps him lay down, pulls the covers over him. Skeeve couldn't see her now, all he could see was the roof. He then heard a soft 'BAMF', then passed out.



He then wakes up to the voice of Bunny. And you know what happens from here, you read the book.

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