The other side of Insanity

The Cook Book

Where was it?! The males breath came out in rapid, short, pants. Where the hell could it have gone! He rummaged through the various piles of items he's already looked through multiple times, all without results of finding his lost item. It was crucile that he have it though. His crembrule simply couldn't be finished without it! A knock at his door caused a pause in his frantic searching. His ears twitched in annoyance, but he got up and went to answer it regardless. When he yanked the door open, a note on bright pink paper fluttered to the ground at his feet. He bent and scowled. "Dammit Rita."

'Dear Cousin,

Now I know your going to be furious with me, but in all honesty it was necissary to kidnap and withhold your beloved cookbook, until further notice. There's two parts to wonderland you know and my cookbook went missing. There fore....I stole yours. I'll try to bring it back in one piece this time...key word being TRY.

Love yours always,
Rita Rabbit

P.s

Is there any possibility of transporting some of my stuff to your house? Mimzy says its cluttering her table. Write me back!

He was pissed. Furious. Boiling. Only Rita, his beloved cousin from the other side of Wonderland could pull such a process off to. Not even the quen had tried his temper this bad. And he worked for the damn woman. Rita Rabbit was a throw out. She had been banned to the far side of wonderland, along with her a bunch of trouble makers, all relatives to some of Wonderlands more well known occupants. Mimzy Hatter, Boston Hare,Charlote Mouse, and the Chesire cat twins, Malady and Mundane. Then of course, Rita herself, The white rabbit of wonderlands cousin, and a rouble maker all in her own right.

With a sigh he closed the door, crumpled the note, and collapsed into a chair, running a hand through his snow white hair exasperatedly. "Hard to belive the Queen didn't banish them from entering Wonderland period....ooooh...Rita...." He shook his head and let his head fall onto the coffee table." I need a drink....strong vodka....very...strong Vodka".

A/N: Ok, this is the first chapter in a rather Humerous series involving wonderlands other alter egos. Meaning, their family. I know the last names are kinda silly and childish but honestly, Im just showing who goes to who. Reviews will be nice and appreciated. But nothing Rude, ok? Enjoy.