Why I Like You
Summary
Damian and Requiem get their time. Fiction/humor
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Anita Blake series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 1 of 9
Posted: October 19, 2007
Richard
Richard:Jean-Claude: He makes me powerful through our marksAsher: He's fun to tormentMicah: He broke Anita in for me *turns to Jean-Claude* Well, he did.Nathaniel: I like Richard when he fights with Anita, because then she won't let him sleep with her, and Richard never lets me sleep with Anita when he is there. *giggles*Damian: I like Richard because he is the only one who gives a rats ass about me when Anita decides to starve herself.Byron: Have you seen Richard nude? Oh my! *puts hand over heart and pants* Delicious. Just deliciousJason: He makes me look like the smart one.Gregory: That's a hard one...OK...OK...I got one. He didn't let Sylvie kill us.Stephen: He killed Marcus *smiles at Vivian*Vivian: He beat up Ferdnand *smiles shyly at Stephen*Requiem: He understands how the heart can be wounded by careless deeds, but clings to the hope that love fosters within the human breast.Byron: That is so lovely; it makes me weep. *dabs his eyes with a silken scarf*Meng Die: I love his tasty wolves Yummy!Nate: That is my line!Meng Die: Shut up, cat boy!Nate: I'm going to tell Anita!Meng Die: Wah! Wah! Go tell Anita!Cherry: I don't like him. I don't! *gets the eye from Micah* OK! I like his...uh...hair! There! *Micah sighs*Zane: I like Richard cause if I don't he'll beat the shit outta me. *Micah puts his head in his hands. This is not working out very well*Nathaniel: Richard is always mean to me. Anita doesn't like it when Richard is mean to me.Asher: I'm not mean to you, am I?Byron: You're never mean to anyone. *bats his lashes at Asher*Meng Die: So long as it has a cock and balls.Asher: I heard that!Jean-Claude: I like Richard because he is my beast to call.Graham: I like Richard because I'm about the only one he hasn't tried to toss around.Nathaniel: He will if you keep hitting on Anita. *nods head vigorously*Elinore: I like Richard because he treats me like a lady.Meng Die:Pussy!Elinore: What did you say?Jason: Cat Fight!*Camera fades for a few minutes then comes back on.*Anita: I like Richard because he's always there to help me, and I love him because I just do.Nate (in back ground) What about me? You love me too!Graham: What about you, fur ball?Nathaniel: Anita! Anita! *sound of running feet as camera fades*