Not Your Usual Affair

The year was 1960. Oregon.
It was also a year for new beginnings...
Edward did not like this; it made him angry that their was a new decade starting; not only did he just get his trademark look he was also connecting to the simple ways of life and this made him mad that he was going to have to change all that...and trade it for a decade full of sex, nakedness and high hippies running around clapping their hands to tunes and lyrics they have no idea are about. He decided this decade...he was going to expand his mind, spend most of his time writing and listening to his own lyrical music. Except the party...he had to attend the decade party; it was after all... *tradition.*

However the rest of the Cullen's could not wait to see what was to unravel in the new decade. Alice made plans for a new decade party, that would follow the long guest list. They would invite their friends from Spain...Garcia, Marcel, Phillipe and Lola Lorca. They were also vegetarians, who spent most of their time traveling and mastering (unusual)practices.

The Spainish Vampire Vegetarian coven met Carlisle and Esme at a Garden party fifteen years ago and eversince had been close friends of the family.

Although this was another reason Edward did not want any part of the decade party; he was not in good terms with one of the brothers... Phillipe Lorca.

Phillipe like his two brothers and sister were swingers and were known to mark their territory wherever they traveled.
Though Phillippe was stuck on Edward...and had a fixation for him ever since they've met.

It was late morning on a Saturday, July 1st.

Emmett, bearing his toned muscular build wore white shorts, having a t-shirt slapped over his shoulder as he strutted into the kitchen where Jasper had been standing gazing out the window at the Lorcas and the rest of the cullens playing cherades.

Jasper wore a blue forming sweater and jeans. His honey blonde curls framing his face.

Jasper felt the presence of Emmett..and his emotions.

He slowly turned around to spot Emmett standing against the edge of the mohogany table throwing him the type of smile you would show a puppy dog or kitten.

Jasper's eyes widened as Emmett's smile grew larger.

"Emmett." Jasper nooded keeping his arms by his sides posture straight.

Emmett's arms were crossed, no words pouring form his mouth, his eyes dancing on Jasper's like a merry go round.

"Need something Emmett?" Jasper asked, a little worried.

"Come over here." Emmett said.

"I..um...would rather not." Jasper answered taking a step back.

Emmett looked at Jasper. "Whats the matter bro...cant talk to your own brother?"

"We're technically not brothers; you know how WRONG that would be."

"We didn;t do anything..."

Jasper replied hesitating. "I know we didn't but that doesnt mean... we're not going to either, and that doesnt mean.. . we are not brothers!"

His eyes grew larger at Emmett who was digging his finger in the table. Emmett brought his attention back to Jasper once Jasper cleared his throut.

"Look, Emmett started "we're brothers...but we're adopted i'm not related to you and your not related to me... once so ever...so that's legal. "And just because we're not *biological brothers* doesnt mean I am going to stop bugging you."

Jasper replied trying to ecnore his brother.
"Rosalie is waiting for you outside."
"Love her."

Emmett stood up next to Jasper reaching a few inches higher. His gaze met Emmett's as he stared straight into his eyes putting his hands on Jasper's shoulders.
"I love Rosalie always have but sometimes...I want to let loose...you know... try new things."

"Like those Lorca's." Jasper tilted his head not able to remove his facial expression.

"Not exactly...let's just say...I love two people...but in different ways...however once in a while it's nice to break free."

"I thought you break free enough around the house." Said Jasper shifting his eyes in an awkward manner.

"Oh who's the funny man now!" Emmett laughed holding Jasper in a head lock.
"Ah let me go Emmett!" Jasper tried to break form his hold.
"Yes! you cracked a joke, see this is what I l.o.v.e about you; sometimes I just want to break from the shell im being inprisoned by; not that my Rosie isnt fun and all; but damn man...with her it's just Fuck Fuck Fuck...sometimes, I just want some pillow talk!"

Jasper examined Emmett's facial expression as the two young men stood there in silence with some provocative thoughts already going through their mind.

"What makes you think I am a "delicate lover?" Asked Jasper now examining the window making sure the Lorca's and Cullens remained outside as Jasper and his brother spoke in what appeared to be "secret"..except for Alice's vision.

"Alice is always parading around the house with smiles and Edward is the one who tells me whats on her mind; as soon as he shutters." Emmett burst out laughing. "She obviously really does a number on his mind."

Emmett randomly picked up a banana.

"Your not supposed to be eating that Emmett...dont you ever get sick from all that shit you injest?"

"Nope...my body pretty much dissolves the food right in my stomach...isn;t that cool?!"

"No its disgusting."

"You'd be suprized how well it tames the bloodlust."

"Im sure it works well enough for you."

"Well..."Emmett took two steps closer. "If I had you...I'd be full."

Jasper paused. His eyes flashed a caution black.

Emmett flashed a wicked smile at Jasper. " Wanna finish this with me?"

" Um...i'll pass."

"Awww Jaspe!" "Don't leave me hanging...take one bite..."it's not like im asking you to share a fuckin bow'l of spaghetti...that's Lorca and Edward's thing."

Jasper's face was painted in confusion.

Emmett spoke with the banana half way in his mouth.

" Yupp...Edward better watch out, Lorca's planning the whole Lady and the Tramp thing on him, except in this case Edward's the lady and Lorca's the tramp:D" He smiled wickedly again keeping the smile as he said. "I cannot wait to see this!"

"Your not going to tell him?"

"Shit hell no. This is going to be a PERFECT polaroid moment!" Cant believe our last one, remember Edward on our last prank!"

Jasper sighed."Those were memories alright."
"April Fool's, 3 years ago..." he nearly killed us when we sent that photo away to Rolling Stone."

"See...Emmett talked in a loud whisper.."see how we could pillow talk...and....

"Wait...yes the subject changed because of that stupid banana!"

"Okay...fine!" "AS I WAS SAYING....
"I think your a *delicate lover* because of the way you carry yourself...nothing personal...just a little ..."feminine".

"I was a soldier at war Emmett, I am not all that feminine."

"Sure your not,and that doesnt prove anything; you would still be the women in this situation...im not saying your bad in bed...I am just stating you are a delicate gentle lover...you couldn;t be a hard core lover like me, you'd squish Alice like a flea."

"Dont talk about Alice that way!" "That's wrong!"

"NO Man!" I am saying, "If she is satisfied by you so can I; its a compliment dude!"

"I'm...um..." Jasper shifted his eyes awkwardly, stuttering on his last word.
"Fl...attered."

Then his eyes grew wide; remebering something.

"What exactly did Alice feed Edward?"

"That's not the point; the point is if I have to ask Alice for her permission to borrow you "on occasions" ill do it...I respect her and you as non relative siblings."

"What about Rosie?"

"Are you kidding me?" Rosie would literally castrate me in front of the family..."

"Then...how are you going to get away with this then humm?" Jasper wondered aloud.

Emmett took a few steps bringing him closer to Jasper. "She goes away on occasion to visit other vegetarians; friends of the family; she wont be gone now; but when they go away in three week's time her, Carlisle and Esme will be going with them...we can test this out then." His eyes drew Jasper in like a sweet wicked spell. Jasper nooded...then replied. "How well do you think my wife is going to go along with this?"

"She already agreed." "I can pretty much tell her facial expressions through the glass as she turned her head and giggled."

"Giggled?"

"Okay she found out just before I confronted you as soon as I made the decision to ask you, you know your wife...little miss nosey."

"Well, Jasper stated. "What does she want in return?"

Emmett brought out the box. "Shoes."

"Shoes!" Jasper was astounded.."She's renting me out to you for shoes!"

"Oh and she has to see us dressed up..."

"Wait an minute!" Jasper complained. "I am not going along with this; I do not want any more..." It's too weird!"

"No dude..it aint." "Alice wants this..."

"What?"

"Sure dude, Alice wants you to experiment; as long as its with someone close...so here I am." "She already knew the sexual chesmistry flaming between us." He smiled. Taking the last bite from his bananda he slid it into his mouth throwing Jasper a harsh deviant look. "It's a secret...and except for Alice.."

"And Edward!" Jasper spat.

"Oh Edward doesn't care, he has more on his mind with Lorca." but except for them two Alice and Edward...noone else will know."

The two young handsome vampires shook hands as Rosalie finally gave up and walked in the house to find Emmett once again eating.

From the corner of their eye..they saw Alice outside...smirking.